Thursday, May 25, 2006

A Laugh for the Day

My wonderful, fabulous, incredibly intelligent friend Jodi has sent me a couple of emails this week that have made me laugh. First is one that you may have seen already. I'm including my favorites from it:

How important does a person have to be before they areconsidered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes youwere buried in for eternity?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babieswake up like every two hours?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money inbinoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,why didn't he just buy dinner?

Thanks, Jodi. Did I mention how great I think you are?

The other email she sent today is wonderful. I wish I could watch it with "the kids" because it looks like something they would do! (You "kids" know who you are!) You guys may have seen it - but if you haven't, it's very funny!

Evolution of Dance

Puerto Rican Other Things

Narrow streets.

Helpful pointers on tipping in restaurants...except for the 2 great ones we ate at. (We at at the Palm for our 10th Anniversary and had another fabulous dinner the next evening at Prime 787.)


Not at ANY moment?


Definition of seas
Me: Below is ROUGH ROUGH RALPH (no...I didn't actually...but I sure thought I was going to!)
Puerto Ricans: Below is perfect. We were fishing in about 2300 or so feet of water. That's a lotta watta.


Iguanas ON THE RUNWAY - I couldn't believe my eyes!

I found this picture and little excerpt about them: "The proliferation of green iguanas in Puerto Rico has created headaches for many people. At the Luis Muñoz Marín International Airport, for example, many flight takeoffs have been delayed when green iguanas have been spotted basking in the sun right on the runway. Airplanes cannot take off until the green iguanas are scared off the runway. Iguanas also create traffic hazards when they choose to walk or bask in the sun in heavy traffic areas."


Great trip. Nice get-away. I liked feeling like I was in a foreign country...with many of the conveniences of home.

Puerto Rican Beaches

Nice beaches. The stormy clouds in the background always seem to make it more beautiful.








Makes you want to go slather on some Coppertone, doesn't it?

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Puerto Rican Bubbas

From his dark tan, and mysterious international ways, you may think Kelly actually is Puerto Rican - but the fact is that he is my favorite Bubba found in Puerto Rico.


It's an amazing thing that when you tour the Barcardi Rum Distillery they don't let you drive your car around. I'd think free drink coupons and motor vehicles would make a fine combination. You realize how much money is in rum when you go to this distillery. It was the fanciest visitor center I have ever seen.


Laughing Bubba.

I won't go all "Brian Gambill" on you - but I do have to say that I love my Bubba!

Enough said!

Monday, May 22, 2006

Puerto Rican Forts

Puerto Rico - A brief history
First inhabitants-Indians/Igneri tribes/Taínos
Christopher Columbus landed on the island in 1493, claiming it for Spain.
In 1508 Ponce de León founded the first settlement.
In 1898, it became a part of the United States as a result of the Treaty of Paris, which ended the Spanish-American War, with US citizenship was granted to its inhabitants in 1917.
It became a self-governing U.S. commonwealth on July 25, 1952.
Everyone and their dog tried to claim it.

It needed to be fortified.


I can't even begin to tell you how steep this cannon ramp is.


Funny how their capitol building now seems to be at the end of this cannon!

How did these folks in the late 1500's build these walls so high? It is a huge place.



Boys will be boys!


There are forts all over the island. We visited a couple of them. I had one of my claustraphobia freak outs when we spent too long in one of the tunnels getting from one area to another. The big fort El Morro is the best known fort. It's obvious why they were able to defend themselves from invaders for so many years.

And that completes your history lesson for today. Thanks for attending class and being so well-mannered - except for you on the back row - and you know who you are.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Puerto Rican Rainforest

They aren't joking about that rain in the rainforest business. It's SLIGHTLY humid there - and there are a few plants and trees growing. Pretty amazing environment. Chance of rain - 1000%.



From an observation tower, we were able to see back down to the beach.


Yeah - we are tourists - whatcha gonna do about it?


Saw this tree on our Rainforest Death March. (I'm glad to know what the National Forest Service considers a "moderate" hike. Will file that tidbit of news away for future reference.) I actually ran my video camera during part of our hike. I could show it but am thinking there may be a few unwholesome words coming from our mouths as we would round the bend only to find another wet, slippery hill, and the rushing water sound (that we thought was the waterfall we were headed to) disappearing into the background rather than getting louder.

What an amazing part of Puerto Rico. Glad we saw it.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Not an imitation - It's the REAL THING!

A few weeks ago, we had fun seeing the REAL Thomas again. He is so fabulous! Here's Gran and Blake awaiting is arrival.


A giant Legos Thomas? How cool is that? Would be nice if those other kids would get off of Blake's Thomas, though....

Caboosing with Gran. Blake is giving it a big "Choo Choo".

Grapevine Thomas was cool - but I don't think it will ever be as cool as our first Thomas sighting. Trains are so important in our life. We have to limit Blake to 5 trains in his bag each time we leave home - and that isn't an easy limit to stick to.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Ryan Inlow playing soccer

WOW! I can't believe I found this picture on the Internet of Ryan playing soccer.

Way to go, Ryan!


Thursday, May 18, 2006

Randomly Sporadic

Pizza Day at the Morrisons


Blake thinks he should get to do EVERY part of all the cooking. He calls himself "The Chef". He says "I have to help because I'm the Chef."

Sneaking a piece of cheese. He reminds me of Katie and Lindsey being pirates.


Yummy Yogurt!

Obviously, this picture was taken a few weeks ago. I just ran across it and it made me smile. I think I'll go wake him up and kiss his face right now!

Lil' Podnah tries on Daddy's hat.

Here's Blake telling his dragon about when Blake was a baby.


Children add so much to life. I'm so happy for friends Wendy and Mike that just adopted baby Michael. Now they know what I know - being a parent is so wonderful and God will take care of those desires in His own time and in His own way. I'm so thankful that Michael found his way to his Mommy and Daddy. I'm so thankful that young women who are expecting and know they are not able to raise a child are smart enough to find someone who will parent their child. I pray that those who are so desparately waiting for a baby will find peace while they wait and I pray that their wait is short. Life is good!

I Survived!

I'm happy to report that I actually survived a vacation without Blake! It actually was easier than I thought it would be! Of course, I called every day - and not necessarily just once a day - to see what he was up to. He was usually so busy playing with one grandparent or another that he really didn't have much time to talk to me or to his Daddy. I guess that makes me happy. I managed to get an "I Love You" out of him on the phone - enough to sustain me! We were gone from him for 5 days. That may not seem long to some of you - but if it doesn't, that means you either 1) don't have kids yet, 2) you've left your little kids for more than overnight before and already know you actually WILL survive, or C) your kids are grown up enough that you can't even remember what it felt like to have your heart yanked out of your chest the first time you had to leave them.

Kelly and I had a great 10th anniversary celebration in San Juan, Puerto Rico. We learned how to talk to one another without talking about Blake. We learned how to have dinner with each other without either of us wiping each other's chin or cutting up each other's food. We learned what it felt like to leave home/the hotel without lugging a diaper bag or big purse full of goodies. We learned what it was like to take a picture of scenery without a little dude in the foreground. We learned what it was like to stay out late and go crazy into the wee hours of the morning. OK...we all know that Kelly and Joanie don't actually go very crazy.

We kept the strangest schedule...a true vacation schedule.

Sleep in until 8:30 or so.
Get up, showered, dressed.
Breakfast in the hotel.
Hit the streets by 10:00 a.m. or so.
Do those vacation things until 5:00 or 6:00 in the evening.
Back to the hotel to get showered again to wash off the beach or the humidity from the rain forest.
Take a nap around 7:00 p.m.
Get up and get redressed in nicer set of clothes.
Hit the streets 9:00 p.m.
Sit down for dinner at 10:00 p.m.
Eat a multi-coursed, fancy dinner out of our normal price range.
Finish dinner around midnight.
Hit the casinos until 2:00 a.m. and pay for dinner....or at least...one of us paid for dinner!

It was a crazy schedule - but very fun.

Our adventures during the day included checking out the beaches - though neither of us our into working on our tan - seeing the old forts in the city (built in the 1500's - very amazing structures) - visiting the rainforest - (when the hike says it is a 40 minute hike one way and "moderately" difficult - they aren't overestimating) - visiting the Bacardi rum distillery (most rum distilleries produce about 125,000 gallons of rum each year - this one produces 150,000 gallons of rum each DAY) - and going deep sea fishing (Dramamine and Meclyzine don't do much for some people (like me) when the seas are 3-5 feet and you are in a 35 foot fishing boat).

It was a fun experience and I realized how long it had been since I'd been in my high school Spanish class. The drivers down there are CRAZY - sort of like what you'd expect in Mexico. Lane markers really don't mean anything, and a road can go from 3 lanes to 2 lanes without any warning. Lots of intersections don't really have stop signs - so it is an adventure! I never would have been surprised to see a car coming toward me on what I was sure was a one way street - you just got to where you expected something crazy to happen on the road!

It was also an almost free trip - flying on miles, staying on points, car rental (3 of the 4 days) on points, airport parking on points. I think all that "free" stuff fueled our adventures in dining and gambling. Thankfully, Kelly's winnings at the tables covered my losses at the slots! Be sure to ask Kelly what he'd do if he were dealt a 4 and a 7 in Texas Hold Em!

Thanks to many of you who prayed for us...specifically for me to be a big girl and not cry over my baby boy every moment. The prayers worked and I didn't cry until we got back to DFW. Kelly's parents were there to meet us with Blake. There were 2 soldiers on our flight who were coming home from Iraq. I'm sure people at the airport and on our plane thought I was one of them - or that I'd been away from my son for many more days than 5! It was a FABULOUS reunion as he ran towards us yelling "Mommmmy....Daddddddyyy". I couldn't kiss him fast enough. After the 1st 100 kisses from he, he was pretty much more interested in the baggage carousel than getting more kisses. He asked me what that silver thing was. I told him it was a baggage carousel and he asked me where the horses were. What a smartie pants! He started hollering out "hurry up suitcases" and entertained others waiting on their bags and thinking the same thing.

Bottom line - it was a great trip - nice to be just with Kelly for a change - and wonderful to return to our sweet boy. I wouldn't want to travel too much without him - but now and then will be a good thing, and now I know I can survive it!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

I just DON'T get it

I just don't get it. Don't the immigrants - from Mexico, Sudan, India, Scotland, Japan, Latvia, Oklahoma - realize that "immigrants" are NOT THE ISSUE.

I REPEAT - IMMIGRANTS ARE NOT THE ISSUE.

The issue is....ILLEGAL immigration.

ILLEGAL!
ILLEGAL!
ILLEGAL!

That's the issue. I'd immigrate to the U.S. too if I lived elsewhere - but I'd do it legally.

Come to the U.S. legally and play by U.S. rules and we'll all have a big party.

Break the rules and stay here illegally? You get Time Out - back in your own country.

I just don't know what it has to be so confusing. If I immigrate to your country and don't do it legally, wouldn't you want to kick me out? Why can't the U.S. treat you just like you'd treat us? I just don't get it.